Filed under Satire

Satirist’s advice to Rani, Sajith and Karu

Many horses in the race (Original Title -Sunday Times) My dear Green Man, Sajith and Karu, I thought of writing to you because your names are being suggested as possible candidates for the next big election. Everyone is talking about which one amongst you would be the best candidate for the Greens. Different people in … Continue reading

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Life hangs in the balance

My dear Hangman, I thought of writing to you because the entire country is suddenly talking about you, and becoming worried that we will soon start executing people, just because Aiyo Sirisena wants to do so. I am told that you have already been recruited, trained, and it is only a matter of time before you get … Continue reading

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A letter to Old Fox about his nephew and Aiyo Sirisena

President of chaos: What a plot twist you were (Original Title) My dear Old Fox, I thought I must write to you even though you are in the Land of Never Return, having left us more than 20 years ago. That is because I heard that one of your favourite tactics, the Referendum, or the … Continue reading

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“All around us chaos and madness”

Sunday Times Satire Aiyo Sirisena, It has been a while since I wrote to you last, but I thought I must write to you again, especially when we heard that you were quite annoyed about what was happening around you, with everyone trying to blame you for what happened on Easter Sunday – and apparently for … Continue reading

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Sir, the day of reckoning is only SIX MONTHS away.

WADU MADU – KUDE KUDU (Original Title – Island) Island By Captain Elmo Jayawardena Times are hard for Sri Lankans and this time round the beating on Easter morning has affected all of us in many different ways. The ripples of the terrible tragedy are sinking us all in multiple mires, each connected to the horrific … Continue reading

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